A Pocket Full of Old Candy

There’s old people candy, and then there’s young people candy. I’ve never doubted this fact. Sorry, but anyone who loves Aplets and Cotlets must be old. Frangos mints? You’re old. Werthers? Old old old old old. There’s simply a generational gap between Pixie Sticks and Riesen.

I used to think that the Great Depression must have altered taste buds. Now I have a confession. I’d like to introduce you to my new best friend nemesis. In a very scary way, it has the components of old people candy. Toffee? Dark Chocolate? But oooohhhhh, are they tasty . . .